 | | Name: | Trace | | | | Details: | 56 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Cov, West Midlands, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/traceyxdyf |
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In my own words
Womens English. 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not. 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Mens English. 1. I am hungry = I am Hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am thirsty = I am thirsty. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Lets have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Those shoes dont go with that outfit = I am gay! |
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| | FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It is important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It is important to have a man, who can make you laugh.
3. It is important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a man who is really good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very, very, very important that these four men do not know each other. |
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My Mum Says...
Who told you where I live? |
| Comments | 10 of 392 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | davidm86 wrote... | | | | hey how are you? i saw your profile so i thought id say hi! i have to say you look gorgeous! x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | locker wrote... | | | Tracey , loved your profile and pics, and would love to chat!
I have loads more pics and can send via skype, kik or whatsapp.
If you like your guys muscular with tattoos and a great laugh then
Give me a shout!
Kik bartez_
Skype lockerblue
Whatsapp 07525 389237
Ps I rated you hot!! Would of rated you f**king amazing but it's not
An option on here!
Dan.... | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | l4343 wrote... | | | | Hey how's it going? Hope you're well. Just saw your profile and thought you looked fun so I'm saying hello. I'm online on Skype if you fancy having a chat, leeroy4343, add me. Speak soon Lee xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | burmoman wrote... | | | | hiii hun, you ok? love the pics, great figure :) you have msn or skype? xxx | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Cooked from scratch Music
Eclectic.... TV Show
Modern Family, the big bang theory, Friends Author
No faves, like reading though! Movie
Sisters, Anything with Melissa McCarthy in it! Night Club / Bar
Back street ones!! After parties Animals
Pepperami....its a bit of an animal! Person
My son's xx Website
Click here to view Place
Anywhere with family or friends xx Possession/Thing
My sense of humour....wrong, on so many levels! |
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