| 2 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It is important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It is important to have a man, who can make you laugh.
3. It is important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a man who is really good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very, very, very important that these four men do not know each other. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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