|Name:|| Andy |
|Details:|| 37 years old, Male, Single, Bisexual |
|Location:|| New South Wales, Australia |
|In my own words|
|Blog|| 4 posts | view all|
|I get really weirded out by trying to talk dirty.|
I realise that I cant say words like, 'cock', 'sex' or 'flick that bean' without giggling like a 5 year old school girl.
Then, when i giggle, my moobs wobble.
Which makes me laugh more.
Then my belly goes, so I chuckle a little more.
Then, in fits of laughter, jelly belly wobbling, man boobs swaying, she leans over and says "Seargent Sausage is going to meet Captain Cludge".
WELL... forgive me if I wee a little.
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