| | Name: | Andy |  |  |  |  | Details: | 38 years old, Male, Single, Bisexual |  |  |  | Location: | New South Wales, Australia |  |  |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/spylad | 
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| In my own words 
  Just Andy.
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| | Blog | 4 posts | view all |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | Talking dirty 
 |  |  |  | I get really weirded out by trying to talk dirty. 
 I realise that I cant say words like, 'cock', 'sex' or 'flick that bean' without giggling like a 5 year old school girl.
 
 Then, when i giggle, my moobs wobble.
 Which makes me laugh more.
 Then my belly goes, so I chuckle a little more.
 
 Then, in fits of laughter, jelly belly wobbling, man boobs swaying, she leans over and says "Seargent Sausage is going to meet Captain Cludge".
 
 WELL... forgive me if I wee a little.
 
 Watersports any1
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| This Week's Plan... 
  Housekeeping.
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