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Name: Andy
Details: 38 years old, Male, Single, Bisexual
Location: New South Wales, Australia
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/spylad
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Just Andy.
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Talking dirty
I get really weirded out by trying to talk dirty.

I realise that I cant say words like, 'cock', 'sex' or 'flick that bean' without giggling like a 5 year old school girl.

Then, when i giggle, my moobs wobble.
Which makes me laugh more.
Then my belly goes, so I chuckle a little more.

Then, in fits of laughter, jelly belly wobbling, man boobs swaying, she leans over and says "Seargent Sausage is going to meet Captain Cludge".

WELL... forgive me if I wee a little.

Watersports any1
This Week's Plan...

Housekeeping.
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cascadalover wrote...  
Can't believe you're gone, RIP! :( x
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colour_me_pretty wrote...  
Miss you :(
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kelbaby84 wrote...  
why lol after askin my age?
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aisha wrote...  
Thanks.
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scott1984 wrote...  
Hello Stranger :) Hope Your Ok :) Why The Random 5 Visits The Other Day?. Was I Being MOCKED AGAIN :( :/
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omg-its-kris wrote...  
I do miss you, you know =(
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nympho_nona wrote...  
Flange! =D x
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johnnyg2007 wrote...  
ur a joker mate
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sochewy wrote...  
this profile is genius!
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crazyshexicool wrote...  
Ahaaa.. i like it !!! xx
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Music
Pretty much everything.

TV Show
Lost.

Author
Toby Litt

Movie
Stand by me

Possession/Thing
The W4NK3R

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