| Name: | Nicki | | | Details: | 45 years old (Virgo), Female, Single, Straight | | Location: | Essex, Somerset, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sln77 |
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In my own words
right! where do i start....
Instead of laying it on the line on here, why dont you get in touch and ask! Ill answer anything :)
People on here always send messages saying....'what are you looking for' so to save time....
A tall (im 6ft), hilarious, caring guy with a good career, his own interests as well as wanting to spend some time with me (guess thats a must haha), who likes holidays and chilling out and can hold his own against me when it comes to banter :)
So if you like my pics/profile and you have something interesting to say for yourself and like to have a laugh....give me a shout, if not happy hunting x |
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| | A man came around in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replied, I know you can't, I've cut your arms off.
A guy and his wife were in bed one night. The guy was reading a book. The wife, wanting to make love said, Is that book so good you can't put it down or am I so bad you can't get it up? |
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My Funniest Moment...
oooo blimey....i have a few! theres the time that bloody horse trampled me....and then there was falling off that ski lift....oh and the bus knocking me off my bike into a bush (ouch, more painful than funny at the time!)....and when that bloody pidgeon shat on me....err....like i said....i have a few!!! lol feel free to pick one if u wanna good giggle! |
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| | Favorite Things Food italian, sunday roast Music wide taste apart from heavy metal TV Show top gear, flashforward, shameless Author trashy novels Movie shawshank, transformers, deuce bigalow Night Club / Bar anywhere i am Animals staffies Person everyone i know! Place Malaysia Possession/Thing my car/house/cat |
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