| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | A man came around in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!
The doctor replied, I know you can't, I've cut your arms off.
A guy and his wife were in bed one night. The guy was reading a book.
The wife, wanting to make love said, Is that book so good you can't put it down or am I so bad you can't get it up? | | | | | happy new year people! | wrote | | | hope u all had a lovely christmas, best wishes for 2008, hope it brings everything u wish for x | | | | | festive joke ;) | wrote | | how do you know santa is a man?
1. he turns up late
2. drinks ur booze
3. empties his sac
4. only cums once
5. and fucks off before u wake up!!! | | | | | joke for ya! | wrote | | middle aged woman says to her husband 'the guy at work says i have the breasts of an 18 yr old'. husband replies sarcastically 'what about ur 55 yr old twat?'
wife replies....'u werent mentioned!'
a guy hires a hit man to kill his wife of 40 yrs. the hitman says i will shoot her just below her left tit.... hubby replies 'i want her dead....not bloody kneecapped!!!!' | | | | | learn Chinese in 5 minutes!! | wrote | | 1) Thats not right....Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse.... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table.... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here.... | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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