 | | Name: | steven | | | | Details: | 111 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | manchester..., Manchester, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/rincewind31 |
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In my own words
I'm hungry for love. Please climb aboard my belly and crumble weetabix into my wet, wanton mouth. mmmm scrumdiddlyumptious! THINGS I HAVE NOTICED ABOUT FACEPARTY. 1) Firstly, guys, please stop sending the same comment to every girl on faceparty. Just because they have t1ts and an ar$e and their favourite book is OK magazine, it doesn't mean they're stupid. 2) Most of the girls on here are younger than my underpants, but just like my underpants, even though I know they're filthy and that most of them are between 16 and 21 years old, I still wouldn't mind slipping inside a pair while watching match of the day! 3) Girls, if you're not interested in talking about sex or meeting for sex, stop adding men to your MSN called [email protected], and definitely stop posting photo's of your ar$e and t1ts, and close up webcam photo's of your vaginal lips flapping around like a pair of beef curtains on a windy day |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | Wanktastic
| | | My mum's just caught me having a crafty wank. Talk about unlucky. How the hell was I supposed to know she was going to get on the bus. |
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My Worst Day...
was when I was attacked by a mass murderer. I just happened to be walking along, minding my own business when this mass murdering guy came towards me with a crazed expression and a rather big axe and just randomly chopped my head off. Anyway, once he was arrested I just applied a bit of savlon and a sticking plaster and eventually it grew back. I'm ok now. |
| Comments | 10 of 102 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | ickle-lil-mel wrote... | | | | i love ur profile pissed myself laughing reading it hahaha i love the last bit about girls with pics of there muffs out i normally call those girls cumbuckets coz they probably been rode on more then a bus does on its regual route .... and for the vagina and the curtains new word 'BEEF CURTAINS!!! :) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | x-xtigx-x wrote... | | | | saw your pic and had to have a nosey... just have to tell u that u are hilarious, i was in stiches reading your profile (even had to get my mum to come and read it haha) nice to see people still have a sense of humour :) fair play to you :) xx | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
sausages mmmm Music
60s 70s 80s 90s all except hippity hop TV Show
lost, invasion, the office Author
terry pratchett, roald dahl, lemony snicket Movie
horror action comedy romance Night Club / Bar
whats a bar? Animals
lil puppy dogs, bless!! Person
if youre reading this i have huge respect for you Place
my mind, a wonderful place to live Possession/Thing
my hair straighteners |
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