| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Wanktastic | wrote | | | My mum's just caught me having a crafty wank. Talk about unlucky. How the hell was I supposed to know she was going to get on the bus. | | | | | Help wanted (apply with) | wrote | | | Currently writing a book called 'The guide to being a teenage boy'. Which is hopefully going to be an amusing take on on the habits of teenage lads. Dress sense, dating, sex etc. So if you have any amusing stories feel free to PM me. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | I have just finished updating my facebook page about how earlier in the day I was updating my twitter page with information about how I had just finshed updating my bebo page with information about facebook. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | Took my mother to the supermarket this morning and I decided to take my cute little dog with me to save taking her for a walk later. Things were going great until she suddenly decided she needed to do a wee in the frozen food section and started crouching down next to the beefburgers while everybody just stared at us in disgust.
I dont know what their problem was? It's not my mums fault she has a very weak bladder. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | Woke up this morning to find over 300 messages from sexually frustrated women asking to meet me and do unspeakable thjings to my body, again. I must admit it's difficult being viewed purely as just a sex object. I have a mind too, and occasionally i have been known to be quite interesting to talk to. But are you girls interested? No! You just want me to tell you how beautiful you are while trying to find radio 2 on your nipples lol
And at that point. I really did wake up grrrr lol | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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