| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | A Cucumber, a Pickle & a Penis were talking about there lives. The Cucumber said my life sucks, when I get big fat a juicy, they cut me up & toss me on a salad. The Pickle said when I get big fat and juicythey cover me in vineger & throw me in a jar. The Penis said u think thats bad when I get big fat & juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room & bang my head against the wall til I throw up & pass out! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | In the vilage of Herbum Herts near Tillet Town lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell Inn: The address is
Lucy Lykes, Cockwell Inn, Herbum, Tillet, Herts | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | A visitor to a mental institiution asked the Doctorhow he decided witch patiants should be kept in the Doctor said We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or bucket & tell them to empty the bathtub the visitor said oh i see a normal person would choose a bucket because it's biggest no said the Doctor a normal person would pull the plug. Would you like a bed near the window | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | MAN COMES HOME FROM THE PUB AFTER A VERY HEVY DAY OF DRINKING AS HE WALKS IN HIS WIFE SAY OK SMART ASS EXPLAIN THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR SHIRT THATS EASY SAYS THE GUY I USED MY SHIRT TO WIPE MY COCK | | | | | JOKE | wrote | | | Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny? Cos you have to bite of the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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