| 2 entries | | |  | | | | 16 reasons to date a horse rider! | wrote | | 1.We have 4 speeds an many positions!
2.We wear tight pants and tall boots!
3.We luv getin dirrrrty!
4.We know how 2 ride our mounts!
5.We perform well with animals!
6.We like 2 be in control!
7.Well ride it 4 hours!
8.We no how 2 handle a BIG girth!
9.We get off easy!
10.Were always on top!
11.We like it rough!
12.We have our legs spread all day long!
13.We luv usin whips!
14.Stradlin is our natural position!
15.We dont mind bein bucked around
16.Endurance riders do it longer! | | | | | DRUNK WOMEN | wrote | | | 1. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING WOO-HOO! IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 2. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TO. 3. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG! 5.OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE CANT WALK STRAIGHT! | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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