| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Ha. | wrote | | by westness 1 mins ago
drey. you are my golden crumpet, for every second , you blow my trumpet, if your bum was here, I'd love to hump it, oh mighty drey, you are my golden crumpet
golden crumpet by westness on 10th January. | | | | | rant | wrote | | | yuck: men with photos of their six-packs, manky mock-tribal tattoos and no face, photos of men with "nieces", people who can't put apostrophes in the right place's, women whose albums consist entirely of them in nurse/army kinky outfits, pouting in photos, people who put interests as "sex, getin wasted, ma car, footie" < Is that all you want people to know about you? that you like to get laid? who doesn't? | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | Some people say the glass is half empty. Some people say the glass is half full. I say, Are you gonna drink that? | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | went to slovakia over xmas. an excellent 18 days of drinking if i say so myself. got to get back to the gym now so i actually look like my profile picture again :D | | | | | nicotine | wrote | | | I quit smoking this morning *yay* and am now using some dumb inhalator thing, which is doing nothing except humiliating me *not yay* cos it looks like I'm smoking a tampon. :/ Anyone got any better ideas, preferably speaking from experience? | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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