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Name: Andreya
Details: 32 years old (Leo), Female, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Inside my hoodie, London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/dreytings
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In my own words

Read my fucking profile. I'm not 'hun'. I'm Andreya. Born in Serbia, been in London for most of my life. I love to party, have a vulgar sense of humour, like laughing, although mostly at my own jokes. I'm very clumsy, which combined with the laughing gives the impression that I'm always pissed :) I'm ridiculously friendly (one of those people who chats to old people at bus stop) but on here, I WON'T TALK TO ANYBODY who's married/ancient/horny on cam/a swinger/down there with Forrest Gump on the IQ scale. I AM NOT HERE TO MEET people for sex, cam fun, phone fun, threesomes, dirty pic swapping, foot massages, slave fetishes or other weirdness you can think up, don't waste your time
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by westness 1 mins ago

drey. you are my golden crumpet, for every second , you blow my trumpet, if your bum was here, I'd love to hump it, oh mighty drey, you are my golden crumpet

golden crumpet by westness on 10th January.
In A Perfect World...

I'd marry a 98 year old millionaire with 3 types of cancer (for love, of course). When he kicks it and I inherit, I'd move to the Carribean, find meself a sexy little fisherman with a gorgeous six-pack and a fetish for 'curvy' women, marry him and fatten up until I look like Jabba the Hutt. He'll croon, "Oooh babeh dontchu wana nova creem ceeehke? you soo sexy." and I'll be like, "ROLL MEH TO DE KITCHAN!"
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69fine wrote...  
Shit, hello stranger! :D
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stevebigwilliams wrote...  
Hi. I would love to be your master ;)
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julianuttle wrote...  
hiya how r u? love ya profile, want to have a chat sometime?
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goldentoken wrote...  
Mmmmm deff ruin u :)
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l4343 wrote...  
Morning, hope you're well. I thought I'd say hello as I like your profile & you look fun. I'm online on Skype now if your fancy having a chat. Add me leeroy4343 speak soon Lee x
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tom-3v3-666 wrote...  
approved =]
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ashl3ym wrote...  
Hey babe looking gorgeous how's you? Xxxxx
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-fink- wrote...  
Hey Andreya, planning a trip to Belgrade in June, would you recommend it?
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ladybits wrote...  
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l4343 wrote...  
Afternoon, how are you? Like your profile so thought I'd say Hello. I'm online msn now if you fancy having a chat [email protected] Add me speak soon x
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Favorite Things

pasta, meat, salad, cheese, cheesecake!!

everything except 50cent. shoot to kill already

TV Show
family guy, made, southpark, oz, take me out

Leon, Jeux d'enfants, district 13, district 9

Author / Book
Melvin Burgess/Minette Walters/Gary Jennings

Night Club / Bar
don't go any more

any. except slugs. bleurgh. or earwigs. bleurghx2


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