 | | Name: | Andreya | | | | Details: | 34 years old (Leo), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | Inside my hoodie, London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/dreytings |
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In my own words
Read my fucking profile. I'm not 'hun'. I'm Andreya. Born in Serbia, been in London for most of my life. I love to party, have a vulgar sense of humour, like laughing, although mostly at my own jokes. I'm very clumsy, which combined with the laughing gives the impression that I'm always pissed :) I'm ridiculously friendly (one of those people who chats to old people at bus stop) but on here, I WON'T TALK TO ANYBODY who's married/ancient/horny on cam/a swinger/down there with Forrest Gump on the IQ scale. I AM NOT HERE TO MEET people for sex, cam fun, phone fun, threesomes, dirty pic swapping, foot massages, slave fetishes or other weirdness you can think up, don't waste your time |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | Ha.
| | by westness 1 mins ago
drey. you are my golden crumpet, for every second , you blow my trumpet, if your bum was here, I'd love to hump it, oh mighty drey, you are my golden crumpet
golden crumpet by westness on 10th January. |
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In A Perfect World...
I'd marry a 98 year old millionaire with 3 types of cancer (for love, of course). When he kicks it and I inherit, I'd move to the Carribean, find meself a sexy little fisherman with a gorgeous six-pack and a fetish for 'curvy' women, marry him and fatten up until I look like Jabba the Hutt. He'll croon, "Oooh babeh dontchu wana nova creem ceeehke? you soo sexy." and I'll be like, "ROLL MEH TO DE KITCHAN!" |
| Comments | 10 of 737 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | l4343 wrote... | | | | Morning, hope you're well. I thought I'd say hello as I like your profile & you look fun. I'm online on Skype now if your fancy having a chat. Add me leeroy4343 speak soon Lee x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | -fink- wrote... | | | | Hey Andreya, planning a trip to Belgrade in June, would you recommend it? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | l4343 wrote... | | | | Afternoon, how are you? Like your profile so thought I'd say Hello. I'm online msn now if you fancy having a chat [email protected]. Add me speak soon x | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
pasta, meat, salad, cheese, cheesecake!! Music
everything except 50cent. shoot to kill already TV Show
family guy, made, southpark, oz, take me out Author
Melvin Burgess/Minette Walters/Gary Jennings Movie
Leon, Jeux d'enfants, district 13, district 9 Night Club / Bar
don't go any more Animals
any. except slugs. bleurgh. or earwigs. bleurghx2 Person
tina Website
Click here to view Place
serbia Possession/Thing
my liver before it crawled out my ass & escaped |
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