| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | 2. Don't appear desperate (even if you are). Have a wank, get rid of your excess horniness, and then post the ad. Do not, in any circumstances, be tempted to write something like this:
"i have the whole weekend scheduled off for sex but have no-one to do it with as yet"
Evidently. Looks like a weekend spent watching those new DVDs. Again. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | 7. Don't be arrogant: "Sex can be devastatingly bad or just devastating. Choose the latter and drop me an email." You won't pull if you come across as a wannabe-Casanova. Men who appear full of themselves generally turn out to be shit in bed. Most women know this, and those that don't soon learn - and spread the word. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | 8. Conversely, a man who shows basic wit and intelligence, and who can be mildly self-deprecating, would probably appear more considerate of a woman's needs in bed. Thus, more women would reply to his advert, ensuring a higher probability of him getting laid: | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | 9. Don't bother putting pictures of your penis in the advert. Or, if you must, put a picture of your face alongside it. However nice your cock may be, in and of itself it isn't going to market your worth as a potential lover. If a woman was only interested in a phallus to play with, there are plenty of vibrators out there - and she'd be guaranteed a good orgasm with one. So please, be funny, be honest, show your face in the ad, and you're much more likely to get a response - and perhaps get luc | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | 10. However, if your objective in the advert is not to get laid, and you don't mind women printing off pictures of your erection and using them to masturbate with, then please, feel free to post the cock pics - I need a few more for my collection | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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