 | | Name: | IIshta | | | | Details: | 51 years old (Pisces), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | lincs, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/2nutty |
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In my own words
THE GIRLS GUIDE TO Men: How To Get Laid When You Place An Advert On A Casual Sex Website.
1. Be grammatically correct. Placing an ad that is badly spelled or with terrible sentence construction doesn't bode well to anyone reading it; it just makes you appear stupid. Plus, you'll look like you're typing with only one hand, which although might be true, really won't assist you: horniness is no guarantee of success in the field of sex (actually, it probably lowers your ability to get lucky, if anything).
Example:
cum smole weed with me today and let me get the munch where the sun don't shine,ill go down there for hours!
I'm not sure where you might be going down darling, but it wouldn't be between my legs, that's for sure: I expect a man to be able to converse on at least a semi-intellectual level (when he comes up for air, anyway).
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| | 2. Don't appear desperate (even if you are). Have a wank, get rid of your excess horniness, and then post the ad. Do not, in any circumstances, be tempted to write something like this:
"i have the whole weekend scheduled off for sex but have no-one to do it with as yet"
Evidently. Looks like a weekend spent watching those new DVDs. Again. |
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If You Pay Me...
I'd probably do anything you wanted!! ;0) |
| Comments | 10 of 29 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | lost-in-germany wrote... | | | | haha, quality post in your introduction, makes a change from the usual dross. I honestly did have a little chuckle please add more :) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | topcat365 wrote... | | | i love your blog thing.
but it jumped from number 2 to number 7?
is that meant to happen..or was you just checking to see who paid attention?..aha | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ghosteyes wrote... | | | | your welcome, so do you get on here much? thats almost as bad as saying whats a nice girl like u doing in a place like this lol anyhow wud be cool to chat :O) x | | | | | send message |
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steaks, italian, chiniease n ruby's Music
alsorts from coldplay to madonna. TV Show
shameless, Lword, Lost, Early doors, family guy, Author
paul britton Movie
lordy too many to choose from! Night Club / Bar
Batchwood hall (st Albans)- fab place Animals
Cats, Eagles, sharks etc - predoters Person
daniel craig. (Mmmmm) Place
Barcelona/Calella, Cyprus, New Zealand Possession/Thing
being Me.... friends love a larf! lol |
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