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CARLSBERG DONT DO GIRLFRIENDS... BUT IF THEY DID...!
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Name: IIshta
Details: 50 years old (Pisces), Female, In Relationship, Straight
Location: lincs, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
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In my own words

THE GIRLS GUIDE TO Men: How To Get Laid When You Place An Advert On A Casual Sex Website.

1. Be grammatically correct. Placing an ad that is badly spelled or with terrible sentence construction doesn't bode well to anyone reading it; it just makes you appear stupid. Plus, you'll look like you're typing with only one hand, which although might be true, really won't assist you: horniness is no guarantee of success in the field of sex (actually, it probably lowers your ability to get lucky, if anything).

Example:
cum smole weed with me today and let me get the munch where the sun don't shine,ill go down there for hours!

I'm not sure where you might be going down darling, but it wouldn't be between my legs, that's for sure: I expect a man to be able to converse on at least a semi-intellectual level (when he comes up for air, anyway).
CONTINUED IN MY BLOGS....
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2. Don't appear desperate (even if you are). Have a wank, get rid of your excess horniness, and then post the ad. Do not, in any circumstances, be tempted to write something like this:

"i have the whole weekend scheduled off for sex but have no-one to do it with as yet"

Evidently. Looks like a weekend spent watching those new DVDs. Again.
If You Pay Me...

I'd probably do anything you wanted!! ;0)
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incrediblehulk wrote...  
Very classy pics Hun ;) depends on what type of conversation your looking for ;) xxxx
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rentahunk wrote...  
Hiya x
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goldentoken wrote...  
Mmmmm looks like u had a good session in the pic :)
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lost-in-germany wrote...  
haha, quality post in your introduction, makes a change from the usual dross. I honestly did have a little chuckle please add more :)
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topcat365 wrote...  
i love your blog thing.
but it jumped from number 2 to number 7?
is that meant to happen..or was you just checking to see who paid attention?..aha
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bouncer_boy wrote...  
hows it going? not spoken with you in a while! x
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dong4u wrote...  
A very true and poignant profile msg
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heartsaj wrote...  
Have you been to New Zealand? And if not can we go? :o) x
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ghosteyes wrote...  
your welcome, so do you get on here much? thats almost as bad as saying whats a nice girl like u doing in a place like this lol anyhow wud be cool to chat :O) x
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ghosteyes wrote...  
love the profile lol :O)
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Favorite Things

Food
steaks, italian, chiniease n ruby's

Music
alsorts from coldplay to madonna.

TV Show
shameless, Lword, Lost, Early doors, family guy,

Movie
lordy too many to choose from!

Author / Book
paul britton

Night Club / Bar
Batchwood hall (st Albans)- fab place

Animals
Cats, Eagles, sharks etc - predoters

Person
daniel craig. (Mmmmm)

Place
Barcelona/Calella, Cyprus, New Zealand

Possession/Thing
being Me.... friends love a larf! lol

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