| 5 entries | | |  | | | | loyalty.... | wrote | | | ....in a world where loyalty is now a thing of the past, im very happy to say that despite all of the sh*t they have been through, my bum cheeks are still together side by side!! | | | | | MAD NIGHT | wrote | | | Proper mad night yesterday....Just went out for a few drinks at first Saw 2 fat blokes sitting at the bar....i wasnt ease dropping, but one said to the other your round....the other one looked angry and said Yeah and so are you, you fat b*stard!! So i left before things got out of hand....so i ended up at seafood disco....i pulled a muscle!!! Earlier in the day was strange, found our local ice cream man laying dead on the floor covered in hundreds and thousands. he topped himself! | | | | | parking | wrote | | | well...i got complimented on my parking today....parked up to go kfc (its fat f*ck friday after all!) and when i cam back to my car i found a note on my windscreen....it said parking fine.... so i drove back to work with a big smile on my face anf KFC!!! | | | | | Tottenham v Chelsea | wrote | | Well Drogba has been flapping his gums about how we will never beat them today....
Im going to say nothing, expect nothing, and take anything we get!
Then hopefully i can tell him to gather his words and arrange them on a plate, then he can go and get a knife and fork and EAT HIS WORDS!!!
Right im going to go and put the kettle on....the floor | | | | | Spurs 4 West Ham 3!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | wrote | | MMMMmmmm....Revenge has never tasted as sweet as it did on Sunday....
2-0 down at half time to those losers...i wanted to die....4-3 up at full time after 2 last minute goals to win it....i wanted to live forever!!!
God that was the best moment ever....almost better than the moment a succulet KFC drumstick entered my mouth at the tender age of 6!!
Thakn you, come again | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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