 | In my own words
A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of my car and says 'Would you please blow into this bag Sir'. I said 'What for Officer?' He says 'My chips are too hot!'... oh come on its gooood!! *** Me?...im immature...30 going on 12 & even thats an insult to 12 year olds! *** I love football....I love Tottenham *** I love strawberry sweeties *** I hate wasps...they're pointless! *** I like fast food *** i hate brussels *** I have a car *** I dont have a million pounds *** I love all types of music *** Im random....can you tell?! *** I hate West ham....no really...everything about them....who would choose claret and blue anyway?! *** If you think im tripping...do my laces up for me *** If you cant stand me...sit down! *** If you cant bare the site of me... turn around! *** ooook so hands up who likes me?! *** The worlds a big place, if you dont stop to take a look around every once and a while you might miss it. |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | loyalty....
| | | ....in a world where loyalty is now a thing of the past, im very happy to say that despite all of the sh*t they have been through, my bum cheeks are still together side by side!! |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
Should i get a 2 piece variety box at KFC or a 3 piece? a 2 piece just doesnt hit the spot....but a 3 piece feels like your tummy is getting beaten up! **** Words Of Wisdom **** We live to love...when we find it...we can love to live ... You can love somebody all you like but that doesnt mean that they have to love you. You should never expect someone to love you...When something comes to an end, dont be sad that its over...be happy that it happened. |
| Comments | 5 of 5 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | -aguacolorida- wrote... | | | Yea actuli i fink he iz 2 buff 4 me 'u na't m sayin' maybe we should lower our bar abit and go for someone a little less umm.. tasteful..
P.s i have no idea what i am talking about. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | -aguacolorida- wrote... | | | Indeed, he's recently discovered he likes males aswell, i say go for it. We can share him if you like!
Yup, these comments are rather pointless.. good though!
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KFC...FAST FOOD...I WANT FOOD...I WANT IT FAST! Music
Indie, Garage, RnB, Dance, I love music TV Show
Alan Partridge A-HA!! Author
Alan Partridge (Bouncing Back) Movie
Stand By Me / Ferris Bueller's Day Off Night Club / Bar
I dunno....any chocolate bar i guess! Animals
Me....or camels....but they are always humpy Person
duhhhh....MEEEE Place
The speaker at kfc drive thru! LOVE IT... Possession/Thing
My phone....My Ipod....My Bed.... |
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