| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Jim the Bad answers your questions | wrote | | biaxjo writes:
Do you have special shoes to accomadate (sic) the cloven hooves?
I have just taken delivery of a cartload of yellow crocs, which do the job surprisingly well. Although I should add that the Dis City Hotsteppers (mixed Jazz & Tap, all abilities) dance troupe beg to differ, as it's playing havoc with their production of 'Schindler's List on Ice'. It's been hard enough to get Hell to freeze over, but the moment Amy Winehouse produced a second album a rink popped out of nowwhere | | | | | Jim the Bad answers your questions | wrote | | Thomas Hatred asks:
Is it hot down there?
Thanks for the question, Thomas. I think this quote from the 'Mad Arab' Sheik Eit al-A'Bowt neatly answers your question:
Regardless of what you've been told,
Hell is daylight - and very cold
Though mountains blister and lava spews,
With darting flames that split the air
I'd bring a coat if I were you
'Cause it can get quite chilly there
-- The Rubáiyát of Omar Gorwd | | | | | This week... | wrote | | | ...I have been selling sub-prime mortgages on eBay. How I laugh as the economies of the world crumble like Alister Darling's credibility. Acting as Satan's estate agent, I promise interest rates on a Cartesian sliding scale - your payments may go sideways as well as up. When the interest reaches eyewatering heights - after the first 20 minutes or so - I summon a thousand minions from the black pits of hell to rise forth and infest the property. I call it 'Demonic Reposesion'. | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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