 | | Name: | Jim | | | | Details: | 55 years old, Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/jim_the_bad |
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In my own words
A delicately cross-dressing ex-Stalinist, Jim enjoys modifying small animals and painful injections. His ambitions are to rule the world and to marry his mum. Turn-ons include walks in the park, road accidents and pessaries. Turn-offs are doe-eyed puppy dogs, sputum and the empty horror of existence. He once met the Pope in the latrines of a private clinic in Bern.
Jim has been variously described as `A heavenly delight to behold`, `A man of exquisite tastes` and `An inhuman monster` by his many enemies and creditors.
Currently awaiting extradition to the Gulf of Oman for war crimes, Jim has built up an impressive resumé in his villainous career. Wanted in no less than fourteen countries, his CV includes Treason, Heresy, copyright infringement, Illegal parking, the occupation of a sovereign nation, and on one memorable night in an illegal drinking den in the backstreets of the Vatican, numerous crimes against God. |
| Blog | 3 posts | view all | | | | Jim the Bad answers your questions
| | biaxjo writes:
Do you have special shoes to accomadate (sic) the cloven hooves?
I have just taken delivery of a cartload of yellow crocs, which do the job surprisingly well. Although I should add that the Dis City Hotsteppers (mixed Jazz & Tap, all abilities) dance troupe beg to differ, as it's playing havoc with their production of 'Schindler's List on Ice'. It's been hard enough to get Hell to freeze over, but the moment Amy Winehouse produced a second album a rink popped out of nowwhere |
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This Week's Plan...
In the future, Jim hopes to grow up a little, although this looks increasingly unlikely if the truth be told. One day, Jim will marry a sweet pretty country girl and found a dynasty that will last a thousand years. Also, he plans to own his own country and have a cat. Jim is always eager to eat new people, so if you want to say 'Hello' to the man who is a legend in his own opinion, use the power of the Electronical Interwebnet to send him a message. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Dead animals Music
Oh, take a wild guess. TV Show
I'm too cool to watch TV Author
St. John the Divine. Movie
The're called films, dammit Night Club / Bar
Rock City, sadly. Except it smells these days. Animals
Cats. Black ones. Person
Satan Place
Wherever I am, I'm somewhere else Possession/Thing
My feeble grip on sanity. It's all I have. |
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