 | | Name: | Marky B | | | | Details: | 43 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Safeway carpark holding a bag of sand, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/davidschwimmer |
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In my own words
If it came down to a choice of Pat Sharp, Mr Hasselhoff, Keith Chegwin, Roland Rat Timmy Mallet, Or Mr T who would it be? |
| Blog | 3 posts | view all | | | | My New Diet
| | After my successful pork stratching diet and several heart attacks i have decided the time has come, i will try and get into my size zero speedos for my summer trip to Croydon.
I've heard that letting your nails grow and eating the black stuff that gathers in between them is a great way to lose weight. I also heard that if you whack a hammer in your crown jewels when you feel hungry you tend not to eat much either. It sounds like a plan, wish me luck. |
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My Worst Day...
Was when i brought a horse off ebay for £1459 with the intention of racing it. Sadly after giving it the once over i noticed it lacked certain features. It legs had been replaced with monster truck wheels and it needed to be recharged every 10 minutes. Sadly i never did make my money back :( |
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Fried ferret and beansprouts cantonese style Music
Acid house morris dancing. TV Show
Fun house with Pat Sharp. Them were the days Author
Hans Wankoff Movie
The Goonies (no really) Night Club / Bar
Anywhere your feet don't stick to the floor Animals
Usually after a glass of tizer i am anyones Person
Cherie Blair. Ding Ding.. Meowww Place
sellotaped to the underside of a ford capri Possession/Thing
My wackaday sticker from mallets mallet |
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