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Northern Monkey! :o)
Name: Emma x :o) x
Details: 41 years old (Taurus), Female, Single, Straight
Location: Dewsbury!! :o), West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/yorkshirelass21
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In my own words

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? how do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? ITS SPITTINGGGG , EVERYBODY INNN!
kitten flavoured icecream!
i decided to have icecream for breakfast , i was halfway through a yummy bowl of ben n jerrys phish food when tango my ikkle kitten decided to jump in the bowl ! trust me kitten n icecream dont mix !!
My Eternal Dilemma...

Heffalumps or Woozles ???? Robbie or Tyson ???? Pink or Lilac ???? Friday or Saturday ???? Why do birds suddenly appear ... everytime you are near ???
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andrew606 wrote...  
lol its ok, hows ur week been
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andrew606 wrote...  
I do feel a bit silly writting this, cos i do doubt im ur type... but u really are beautiful and i just wanted u 2 no that x
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bambinoboy wrote...  
Hey gorgeous, how r u doing? fancy a chat?
add me [email protected]
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bighandsomestustu wrote...  
Mornin babe, found yer picture :) x
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bighandsomestustu wrote...  
Shit, dunno what happened to that one lol. New computer and all that! I'll see if I can dig it out for you x
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htfcjonny wrote...  
nice profile hun xx fancy a chat some time xx
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addspam wrote...  
hey bbe look lush!! u okay to chat? x
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kev_fit wrote...  
your fit,love your pics,,your gawjus!!! whats ur best feature? do u like suckin cock? spit or swalow?sori i no im cheeki lol,mwahxxxx
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sugarandspicegirl wrote...  
thnxx. u forgot to tell me wat i asked bbz
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sugarandspicegirl wrote...  
hey, how are you!
You got a nice profile, it would be nice talking to you!
holla back with you email (msn) aite i'll see ya then or add me
lataz kisses
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Favorite Things

Cheese, pink marshmallows/sprout sarnies

A bit of everything...la la la la la *sings*

TV Show
Hollyoaks/Ugly Betty/Secret diary of a call girl

Dirty dancing/Half baked/300

Author / Book
Stuart Howarth/ Enid blyton

Night Club / Bar
Big F!! lol Brooklands/ blk bull haha


My Mummy :o)

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Bed :o)

Its blue n takes 4 AA batteries :D


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