 | | Name: | yggdrasil40 | | | | Details: | 52 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Manchester, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/yggdrasil40 |
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In my own words
A true(ish) story....
One day, a little birdy was flying around all happy when all of a sudden he hit a tree. Sadly the little birdy had a broken wing and could no longer fly. Winter came and still the birdy could not fly. The cold was so bad that the poor birdy froze and was very near death. His broken wing had mended but now he couldn't move because he was frozen. Luckily a cow came along and crapped on the birdy and the warmth of the crap defrosted him. Filled with joy, the little birdy danced with delight! Then a cat came along and pulled the birdy away and ate him.
The moral of the story is: Those who sh1t on you are not always your enemies and those who pull you out of the sh1t are not always your friends!
I have a summer job driving a snow plow and in the winter I am a deck chair attendant on Formby beach.
In my spare time I rescue squirrels that get stuck up trees.
My main hobby is collecting belly button fluff. |
In A Perfect World...
This site wouldn't be full of fakes and deluded retards. |
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