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xcunnilinguist
I am a dashingly - hansome , witty , charming , vile man and i think i should buck you

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Name:	Norman Edward Falkus .

Details:	45 years old, Male, In Open Relationship, Open Minded

Location:	Nicaragua or Bornoeo, Isle of Man, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/xcunnilinguist

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In my own words

I know i am delightful and very hansome and please girls will you wait in line like the rest of the ladies who want me ! i am sure i will get time to see to you . Also please stop begging for my mobile number ! you girls will have to be patient and wait till i get some more Canesten cream ! Eeehhh,,, its a hard life being a stud !

My Mum Says...

Go and play on the railway lines son or < you dirty thing what are you doing with all them dirty mags under your bed ? and have you been drinking the yellow water from the toilet bowl again ? EEEEH - ITS A HARD LIFE !! ;) ps .... this is pure satire please dont take it serious because it is just a bit of fun ! anyone offended by my profile is just stuck up and they can kiss my A R S E !

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northernirish07 wrote...

may a thousand camels shite on your tent

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swattyboo wrote...

yes its me hugh, my publisist told me not t put my real name because of bridget jones!!! you know you're having a black australian baby and the father is japanese!!!
I signed that broken condom did you chuck it away with all the rest? you should have come t shields the other night lad the chinese was closed!!!

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swattyboo wrote...

Love it!!! ha ha ha!!!

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