|Name:|| x_spakko_x |
|Details:|| 60 years old, Female, Straight |
|Location:|| There are loads of trees here, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
I'm apathetic to the point of being semi-conscious. I'm cynical, depraved and hateful. You won't like me. I don't mind, because I don't like you either. I don't like the way you aren't buying me shoes or making my dinner. I dont like the way you change into 2nd gear. I don't like your face, your voice, or your jokes.
I'm actually a very nice girl if you're not an absolute cretin. I don't kill people, I never raped someone, I'm not trying to overthrow any governments and I don't deal or partake in illegal substances. Be sure to relay that to the police if they ask about me.I like rainbows and sunsets. I like long walks on the beach, world peace, and I like listening to people.
I'm not religious, but I don't have a problem with those that are. It's not their fault they are vermin.
|If You Pay Me...|
I'll mow your lawn and cook you a roast dinner