i don't take life seriously. at all. it's all a fantastic ride to the finish.
am: socially retarded. conformist. laugh slut. not boring. rather peculiar. foolish. hilarious. self-deprecating. sarcastic. lazy.
have: daddy issues. miniture poodle named armani.
love: english men. sociopaths. oxymorons. the gays. pseudo controversial conversations. oscar wilde. creepy fairytales. rain. my friends. my brother, even the autistic parts.
hate: tony abbot. kanye west. fuckwits. george bush. ridiculously lavish celebrities. emos. conservatives. censorship.
want: to write. to draw. to be a journalist. live in london.
and i don't mind an occasional chardonnay. actually, no, make that a vodka.
My Mum Says...
that I'm silly but clever and beautiful and I should never change :) thanks mum!