I'm a very patient person. Waitings what I like to do. I'm patient with people but can't be bothered with fools. I eat a lot and enjoy eating and staying thin(ish) whilst others eat little and get fat.
In A Perfect World...
I would be king. Clothes will not be worn (applies to females, not males) I'd get paid to eat and train(I'm only half way there) All chicks would be lesbians and would want me to convert them.