 | | Name: | jeff | | | | Details: | 56 years old (Taurus), Male, Married, Straight | | | Location: | Warminster, Wilts, Wiltshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/welshicon |
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In my own words
MALE/FEMALE
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they´re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | here we are again
| | | Well i thought it about time to update my search for good chat- out of 300 random messages i got four regular chats= 50 addys with 30 chats that lasted well didnt actually get off the ground. the rest well didnt even reply said great profile then never seen again.or said i dont speak to married men( Really!!!). On the football side playing left bacl now as feeling my age. my team still sit third with a chance of promotion Geetting another tatoo done soon a nine inch crusader knight |
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This Week's Plan...
is to do fcuk all...I Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht I Cluod Aulaclty Uesdnatnrd Waht I Was Rdanieg. The Phaonmneal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid, Aoccdrnig To A Rscheearch At Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It Deosnt Mttaer In Waht Oredr The Ltteers In A Wrod Are, The Olny Iprmoatnt Tihng Is Taht The Frist And Lsat Ltteer Be In The Rghit Pclae. The Rset Can Be A Taotl Mses And You Can Sitll Raed It Wouthit A Porbelm. Tihs Is Bcuseae The Huamn Mnid Deos Not Raed Ervey Lteter By Istlef, But The Wr |
| Comments | 10 of 10 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | teeser wrote... | | | | am on msn now - go on and explain! too much wine and am not understanding you!! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | jowilliams wrote... | | | hi hun , your aquiring quite a fan club,
you are one of the genuine ones on here and if you werent married then you know what that means i would n't have hesitated as we've met already through mates xx take care jo xx | | | | | send message |
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bacon sandwiches kfc bucket meals pizzas Music
Green day kaiser chiefs depeche mode TV Show
sharp brothers in arms Movie
Shrek 1-2-3 Night Club / Bar
club ice , miinstry of sound, Animals
freddie is Person
sam and the boys Website
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Bed - Football Pitch - sandy beach Possession/Thing
thing is i like to make a mark good or bad!! |
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