|Name:|| jeff |
|Details:|| 54 years old (Taurus), Male, Married, Straight |
|Location:|| Warminster, Wilts, Wiltshire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they´re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
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|here we are again|
|Well i thought it about time to update my search for good chat- out of 300 random messages i got four regular chats= 50 addys with 30 chats that lasted well didnt actually get off the ground. the rest well didnt even reply said great profile then never seen again.or said i dont speak to married men( Really!!!). On the football side playing left bacl now as feeling my age. my team still sit third with a chance of promotion Geetting another tatoo done soon a nine inch crusader knight|
|This Week's Plan...|
is to do fcuk all...I Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht I Cluod Aulaclty Uesdnatnrd Waht I Was Rdanieg. The Phaonmneal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid, Aoccdrnig To A Rscheearch At Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It Deosnt Mttaer In Waht Oredr The Ltteers In A Wrod Are, The Olny Iprmoatnt Tihng Is Taht The Frist And Lsat Ltteer Be In The Rghit Pclae. The Rset Can Be A Taotl Mses And You Can Sitll Raed It Wouthit A Porbelm. Tihs Is Bcuseae The Huamn Mnid Deos Not Raed Ervey Lteter By Istlef, But The Wr
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|teeser wrote...|| |
|am on msn now - go on and explain! too much wine and am not understanding you!!|
|jowilliams wrote...|| |
|hi hun , your aquiring quite a fan club,|
you are one of the genuine ones on here and if you werent married then you know what that means i would n't have hesitated as we've met already through mates xx take care jo xx
bacon sandwiches kfc bucket meals pizzas
Green day kaiser chiefs depeche mode
sharp brothers in arms
Night Club / Bar
club ice , miinstry of sound,
sam and the boys
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thing is i like to make a mark good or bad!!
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