 | | Name: | kerry | | | | Details: | 34 years old (Scorpio), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | gorebridge, Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/wee_kerry69 |
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In my own words
hiya ppl as youve noticed im a lovely lass well down to earth funny and im allways up for a good laugh in or out,allways up for the odd night of drinking like but hey! am not the only one eh lol? i tell people how it is and if they dinni like tiz well its tuff,im allways up for a banter,playing pranks on the locals and family they cant get enuff,if you know how to take me we'll get on perfect(like a pig in shit lol)im not ur usal girly girl it takes me like 4 and a half hours in the morning to get ready(plus tend to my 9 week old son)well take a look at my profile if you like me rate me or go to my bebo(www.bebo.com/w33k3rry) and leave a comment, all my love and pranks the prankster (kex xxxx) |
| Blog | 2 posts | view all | | | | JOKE JOKE JOKE
| | JOINER ON A 3RD FLOOR OF A BUILDING SITE
4GOT TO BRING HIS SAW UP WITH HIM,
HE SHOUTS DOWN,BUT CO WORKER CAN'T HEAR HIM,
SO HE DOES IT IN SIGN LANGUAGE,
POINTS TO HIS EYE (I)HIS KNEE (NEED)
AND MOVES HIS HAND BK AND FORTH N A SAW MOTION,
M8 PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS AND STARTS TO WANK HIMSELF OFF,
THE FURIOUS JOINER RUNS DOWNSTAIRS,
SAYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I NEEDED A SAW!!,
CO WORKER SAYS YEAH I KNOW I WAS JUST TELLING U I WAS CUMMIN! |
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If I was a Millionaire...
if i was a millionaire i would get my boobs enhanced lol and my own personal trainer! so i would be alot happier but hey as they say muni cannae buy everything eh?? |
| Comments | 10 of 17 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | g_brown wrote... | | | Hello ) hows your cute self doing?
Hope you don't mind the random message?
You look beautiful.
Maybe fancy a lil cheeky chat?
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| | | | | | | | | | happyjam wrote... | | | | hi you look very sexy. Where do you drink and when would love to bump into you. You up for a meet.xxx wb | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
mince n tatties,stovvies,and yorkshire puddings Music
rnb,hiphop,reggae,dan ce,hardcore TV Show
still game,little britian,sum mothers do ave em' Author
charles dickens (who lol) Movie
the people under the stairs and the millitary tat Night Club / Bar
The salters and the bongo club Animals
My bf's snake and the roar of his tiger lol Person
YoU If YoU wAnT mE!!!! (michael crawford)funny as Website
Click here to view Place
cranshaws(dunbar) south qferry in bed with the bf Possession/Thing
mobile phone my bf's white beenie (AwWwww) |
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