| Blog | 2 posts | view all |  | | | im a woman get it u dick
| | I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, |
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| Comments | 10 of 28 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | chriso4o4 wrote... | | | WOW WOW WOW!!! how gorgeous are you!!! babes yr stunnin! add me if u wnt or pm me yr addy.
Look forward to heaing frm u!
CJ xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | giddings2 wrote... | | | | hey you ok hunni? how your day been? nice profile babe love your pics your very sweet and gorgeous.would you like to chat on msn? if so leave your addy and ill add you to my msn. chat soon i hope bye 4 now mwah xxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | belfast_lad84 wrote... | | | | hi babe nice pics n profile, if u hav cam n r up 4 cam 2 cam and chat send me ur msn addy n ill add u ;-) if not then no worries :-) xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | safc_till_i_die wrote... | | | as mad as you?? i never met any1 as mad as me lol.
we can get lots of hoodies made and form a flamingo religion.
we will rule the world x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | safc_till_i_die wrote... | | | well maybe if we get together, they will spare me as im with you?
and we can breed a new civilisation of humans and flamingos that live together in harmony? x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | safc_till_i_die wrote... | | | oh my god!!!! we must stop them.
what if they start humping my precious penguins and form a new animal called a flamenguin??
could be a disaster!!! x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | safc_till_i_die wrote... | | | | i love fruit pastels, particularly the red ones. oh your fit too. ohhh i love penguins too. ohh i talk shit. im such a geek. write back haha x | | | | | send message |
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