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Name: universalremote
Details: 45 years old (Virgo), Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Humberside, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/universalremote
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In my own words

Shut it you schlaggs !

The internet, playground for freaks and geeks.

My six packs in the mail for the standard mirror/six pack shot.

So this blind guy walks into a shop and starts to swing his dog round, the shop keep ask's what are you doing ? the man replies, having a look around.

End transmission
In A Perfect World...

Cows will take revenge for the horse meat conspiracy.

On a separate note,

I read profiles and and most of them say, all men are idiots, i dont want no fake, player cheater or liars. I aint shallow and real and true....

Look at their friends and they are all profile pic's of guys with their six packs out !

Really ?

So your not shallow and fake ? Women are just as bad as men

Jog kitty
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klm25 wrote...  
Erm... You can buy bacon ones.
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thequeen-2007 wrote...  
Flattery will get you everywhere lol
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Favorite Things

Food
pasta

Music
rock metal dance

TV Show
underbelly dexter

Author
charley higson

Movie
dirty harry

Night Club / Bar
any

Animals
cat

Person
bill hicks

Place
on the shores of loch lomond

Possession/Thing
mac

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