I'm Rich, known by my friends as Moodles, have the attention span of a walnut, therefore easily amused and have the mentality of a small child!
I keep trying to escape the country...
Impulsive and therefore find random/fun/sillyest/dangerous/bizzare things to do!
My sense of humour is mixture of immaturity, innocence/stupid moments, crudeness, a complete rejection of political correctness and a pinch/fair amount/truckload of bitchiness!
I'm double-jointed in my shoulders and flexable in all sorts of weird (and possibly useless ways!)