I would rather play patty cake with freddy kreuger than Jump rope on a pile of used needles
I would rather Have sex with your best friends significant other than Have sex with your significant others best friend
I would rather Marry a butterfly than Marry a squirrel
I would rather Take ecstasy at your next important business meeting than Drop acid at your next family gathering
I would rather Be voted the #1 sexiest person in your country than Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives
I would rather Find true love than Win the lottery ($5 million)
I would rather Live in solitude for 10 years than Lose one of your hands
I would rather Go to Federal Prison for three months than Go through 4 years of High School all over again
I would rather Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours than Gain 15 pounds
I would rather Have the police raid your home and find crack than Box one round with Mike Tyson
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My Pet Hate...
People that smell on the bus and really fat people that take up to much room on the bus. these 2 sets of people are often linked as one and are normally found on the bus