In my own words
 Let's see, I like...afros, the color blue (especially when it's a fro), snakes, blood, whips, looking at sparkly d*ldos (you know what I mean), pickles, french fries, elevators, fuzzies, my nut sac, candles, candle wax, *BRYAN*, dead people (I'm a necro), sex, Danielle (the sexy love slave), cannibals, flying, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Jeff Hardy, Scuba Steve, crayons, nudity, handcuffs, fishnets, Darth Vader, Halloween, broken mirrors, sharp things, things that glow, shiny things, guys with makeup, handlebars, donkies, etc. |
In A Perfect World...
 no one would get hurt |