An old man was sittin on a bench. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : What's the matter old boy, never done anything wild in your life? Without missing a beat the old man replied : Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. just wondering if your my son?
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