In my own words Young, confident, intelligent bloke in Dartmouth, looking for more friends to pass the summer with. I've had a long stressful year and i'm moving home to detox and have an awesome time. Got a little boat this year too!
Single, tanned, got a job, slim-ish. Alls good. Except i'm back in Dartmouth... and its a horrible homophobic little place. I'd like to get over to Rockys or Venue for a laugh... but all my uni mates are staying at their unis this summer!!!! So no ones house to crash at... i'm trapped!!!!
My Eternal Dilemma... What to do with the timed air fresheners... they're so judgemental... i walk past and they spray! And evil too... they've caught me in the face once or twice... i'm going to put a bill forward to parliament to have them banned before they revolt and take control of their human masters... we'll be slaves to a timed-air-freshner nation!