 | | Name: | Stuarty Cairns | | | | Details: | 40 years old (Aries), Male, Straight | | | Location: | Livingston (originally Kirkcaldy), Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/thumpjunkie |
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In my own words
One enjoys the mental stimulation of reading poetry, playing chess, and doing my crossword puzzles. Also, one enjoys the physical stimulation of water polo, knitting, and serious taw-vein bursting x-rated action with dirty randoms. Ahem. Recently started my new DJ residency at Code.fm, spinning only the best funky house beatz with an electroesque edge every Tuesday 5-7pm, so come along and check my show out (www.code.fm Server 1)! Love playing football, but I'm not as good as I used to be, a fact I hold McDonalds wholly responsible for. Any local folk who want to chat gimme a wee shout on MSN ([email protected]) cos I've only recently move to Livi so don't really know anyone. I'm a total sound c_u_n_T, always up for a laugh, only real downside to me is the severe lack of funds, and the fact I'm really ugly, fat, and have a potentially lethal strain of syphilis. Oh, there's more about me @ www.thumpjunkie.bebo.com. |
My Pet Hate...
is drivers who don't indicate! AAARGGGHHH!!! >:-( How f****ng hard is it to flick a wee switch when you're turning!? Eh?!? Eh!?! Or driver's who drive with a light missing - obviously because they've shelled out their last £200 on a chavalier and can't afford £8 for a new bulb... Or drivers who don't know the rules of the road, or are just too stupid to follow them! If you're female/under 21/over 60/a BMW driver, please do us all a favour and stay off the f****ng road!!! |
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Cow, Sheep, Dog, Rhino... most red meats!!! Music
Funky House with a Dirty edge (nae cheesey pish!) TV Show
Songs of Praise Author
Whoever wrote the Kama Sutra Movie
Anything with boobulars in it Night Club / Bar
The Arches, Massa, Cube, Cafe Continental! Animals
Indeed I am Person
Lyndsay, even though she's a crabbit bitch to me! Website
Click here to view Place
On the pan laying a massive dung Possession/Thing
Car, Bed, Phone, Decks, Preds |
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