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Name: That is of no consequence
Details: 42 years old, Female, Straight
Location: A trailer park near you...., West Midlands, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/the-tin-woman
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Hi boys, its me doin ma day job
 
My brother Todd - he has bad flatulence
 
My Hubby - hes doin good in the music industry
 
A couple of mates - you dont wanna mess
 
In my own words

You know what i look like with my good bag and my cheap shoes?...I look like a rube, a well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutition has given me length of bone, but im no more than one generation from poor white trash. The accent i try so desperatley to shed...pure west Virginia. And how quickley the boys found me..all those tedious,sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while i could only dream of getting out...getting all the way to the F.B.I....
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If you red-neck boys wanna see me playing the banjo whilst dancing naked in a barn wearing a white bed sheet and a pointy hat with a cousin that is actually my dad, my daughter who is actually my aunty and my uncle who is actually my husband, then text: the-tin-woman to: 88 (double eight) 5 (five) 00 (double zero)
My Mum Says...

dont be trustin' no boys with two eyes n' 10 fingers now will yer!
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fakedetective007 wrote...  
Hey How's it going my little red kneck?
You still kissing your cousins? x
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fakedetective007 wrote...  
Hallelujah ,a true southern belle.
I wanna hear ya clap for Jesus sista.
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Favorite Things

Food
Sweetbreads, Road Kill

Music
Banjo

TV Show
Jerry Springer, UFC, Eurotrash

Author
Ragnar Redbeard

Movie
'Deliverence'

Night Club / Bar
Anywhere i can get laid easy

Animals
Men and Water Buffalo

Person
Its a toss up between George Bush & Vladimr Putin

Website
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Place
Alabama

Possession/Thing
The gills i have on either side of my neck

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