funny ...1...McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks.... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing McTosser.
2....When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
3.People who ask Can I ask you a question?....Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
4...When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?...If the bus came would I be standing here???
5...When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' ....No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate
6... when your at the cinema and something good happenes on the screen and the person next to you go wow did you see that....no i paid £5 to stare at the floor!
My Best Day...
When i found out i was pregnant cant wait for april 13th 20010 to see my little monkey love you kris and love you bump xxxx