|Name:|| david walsh |
|Details:|| 50 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| The lush green Oasis that is MANCHESTER, Manchester, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
Applications are invited for the post of Happiness Director to our prestigious client. Suitably qualified and with several years experience in the field, you will be a 'hands on' person with a good sense of humour who can respond to the position in a creative and innovative manner. Attentive to detail at all times, your role will be both supportive and integral, whilst being independent and freethinking. With a flair for man-management you will be highly literate, with exceptional verbal communication skills and enjoy the challenge of seeing a job through to completion in a fast paced and ever changing environment. Applicants must be willing to work outside normal office hours, be of smart appearance and thoroughly honest. There may often be a very physical aspect to this position but there is a generous performance related bonus package for the right candidate. Age and Race open. This position will be ongoing and NOT A JOBSHARE!
|The wedding killer!|
|I was recently at yet another family wedding, and as always some little old lady always comes up and asks, When will it be your turn? It really gets on my nuts, so now whenever I'm at funerals I always ask them the same question! Ohhh you should see their faces as they run away screaming. And one more thing, why do dogs get all vicious when you blow in their faces, yet stick em in a car and the little b4stards can't wait to stick their heads out the window....it just puzzles the sh!t out of me.|
|My Worst Day...|
I had terrible hiccups that just wouldn't shift no matter what I did. An old guy I worked with said the best way to get rid of them was to stick 2 greased fingers right up my ar5*hole, and hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. I was really desperate so I gave it a go whilst he watched. After more than 10 seconds I said, 'Hick-Hick-Hick-up, but it's not working?'. My old pal said, 'I know....I Just wanted to see if you were really that stupid'.
Yes I cook and Jamie Oliver is very very worried
Dexy's Midnight Runners...C'mon Eileen !!!!
Early Doors, Phoenix Nights, Shameless
one flew over the cuckoos nest ( pure class)
Author / Book
Dan Brown to Dickens...i love to read!
Night Club / Bar
I wouldn't be seen sober in one of those places
Gizmo the gremlin....cute but with a wild side
Oscar Wilde for his sheer wit
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my home and my daft sense of humour
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