Hi guys and gals, It's me dale if u haven't already noticed. I'm here to cheer you up and have fun. I believe in first impressions so go ahead here's your chance to say what you think. I like to have a laugh and to meet new friends. please don't contact me if you only have one thing on your mind (you know what I mean). my motto is You only live once!
My Funniest Moment...
When my m8s decided that they would trick me by telling me that this thin circle of paper stuff was a new type of chewing gum sweet. Well It turned out to be fuckin paper soap. Not impressed how loud did I scream that day.
DC Kevin Christou has contact me from Stoke Newington Police Station and has ask me what is going on? I have told him basically I was taken in to care and put on a full care order by Social Services because as a child I was sexually abused by my own Uncle who use to fuck my bum and make me suck his willy. I had such a soar bum my nan Linda had to rub vaseline on it then my mum starts to take drugs and runs up a debt with a drug dealer so I suck David Jacksons cock age 16 for £600. he use me :(