 | | Name: | Tara | | | | Details: | 46 years old (Libra), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | Bristol., Avon, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sunnyt76 |
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In my own words
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over the cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said Hey, that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?
The other old lady said, It's a condom.
A condom? Where do you get those?
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the chemist. When the two old ladies arrived in town, the old lady with all the questions went into the chemist and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised and asked her What size do you want?
The old lady thought for a minute and said, One that will fit a camel. |
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| | When I say my private messages doesn't work do people think :
a) I'm lying or
b) I'll try it anyway
IT DOESN'T WORK!!!
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My Pet Hate...
has GOT to be middle lane drivers....grrrr! |
| Comments | 10 of 16 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | yellowhammer wrote... | | | | A very merry Xmas to one of the warmest,kindest caring supportive friends an ol yellow boy could wish for :) Have a wonderful day Tara,i miss you and our chats muchly,u must get on MSN more! Anyways be good and all the best for 2008 :) love n hugs Craigy xxx | | | | | send message |
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Curry, Roasts, all food - yummy :) Music
Faithless, Robbie Williams, Snow Patrol TV Show
Friends Author
Bill Bryson Movie
Comedy, horrors Night Club / Bar
Reflex, whiteladies rd, wherever my friends are.. Person
couldn't possibly say ;) Place
Ireland Possession/Thing
My health |
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