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Name: Kelly
Details: 36 years old (Virgo), Female, Open Minded
Location: Fife in mental asylum/straddling ur sister, Scotland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/summerk0
In my own words

Dont get on the wrong side of me. I only associate with those with a sense of humour.Vodka is a way of life, if you dont accept that, you'll despise me more than you probably do already.Im easy to love.But hard to please.Im the one most likely to shave off your eyebrows or something during a party.Im like that.Deal with it.Appreciate that tattoos are a form of art.Im extremely pleased with my 10.My tongue piercing can raise a smile toom and i also have a lip piercing.As well as my impression of craaaig daaaavid from Bo Selecta and my rendition of The Darkness I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
HATE the anorexics on here that claim to be models. you get paid to take ur clothes off...does that not make u basically a HOOKER?Get a real fuckin job instead of bein the aim of someones spunk stain.DONT even get me STARTED on the ones offerin to sell their scanty pix on here. Im addicted to coloured contact lenses!!!! and ink, got 11 SOOOO FAR.
Ive just discovered this!
After being on here for years I have just discovered this here part of the profile!! wow...
I can rant for dayssss now!!!
My first rant is.... my redneck and bitch ratings!!! WHY! How can you rate someone something based on personality explorism.... im a bitch-neck im a bitch-neck im a bitch-neck.... *goes off singing to the tune of sesame street*
My Pet Hate...

is people asking if i use msn, and i dont! it doesnt work on my laptop or some reason. i use skype though!! and ping.
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heead wrote...  
hey kelly
i dont have a sister, so who the hell is that ur straddling!!!! lol
ian xxx
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stunninxxleexx wrote...  
Hello :)
Where in fife u from?
Im from Kirkcaldy :)
Lookign good in the pics and tattoos look good on you :)
would be great to chat sometime x
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killerkaz wrote...  
mmmm sexy baby
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sadie_2k8 wrote...  
thank you :), im from glasgow x
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jay_boro99 wrote...  
hi u ok
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phatsaxo03 wrote...  
Lol I piss in a shot glass when we all done sambookas a he knecked it!! Ha revenge! Xx
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phatsaxo03 wrote...  
Lol! No eyebrows is not a good look for me, beleive u me but he hot his comupence! Xx
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phatsaxo03 wrote...  
Haha I've had some fucker shave my eyebrows b4!!!! It was fuckin funny but he was still a bastard for doing it! X
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zak6969 wrote...  
Wow ur incredible xx
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jbower wrote...  
That's really cool I LOVE John Lennon or just anything to do with the Beatles. Bit stereotypical of me like being a scouser but what can you do? Haha. Do you use msn or anything?
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Favorite Things

Mash potatoes! Gravy.chinese curry.carrots.onions

Nirvana,Staind,Kings of Leon,Johnny Cash

TV Show
Shameless.family guy.comedy!

Chicken Little~White Chicks~transformers

Author / Book
Irvine Welsh.

Night Club / Bar
The Gin House (St Andrews)~KDY~D-Dee


my two boys Cody and Conner

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in the dark.i'm a freak with no conscience!!

Mobile.The Sex.Sons.My car.


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