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smilerkm
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Name: smilerkm
Details: 39 years old (Virgo), Male, Straight
Location: sockton on tees, Cleveland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/smilerkm
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In my own words

THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a fanny to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt :)

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Favorite Things

Food
parmo

Music
anything n everything

TV Show
darren brown, friends n shit like that

Movie
scarface

Author / Book
can't read :)

Night Club / Bar
club M tall trees yarm

Animals
chimp

Person
darren brown

Place
ibiza

Possession/Thing
me car

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