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Name: slimpy
Details: 52 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight
Location: chester, Cheshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/slimpy
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In my own words

i am not lookin for luv....well it aint that i aint lookin but am just a crap lover lol. No seriously!! i once gave a gf an anti-climax :( am so rubbish wiv women me. i met dis girl once in a pub everyfin seemed 2 b goin fine so i asked her if she had protection? yes she said and pulled out a flick knife :( Appearance OMG!! another reason i dont look for girls....boy am i ugly girls!! ewwww! im dat ugly when i waz born the doc slapped me mam first. am dat ugly when i took an ex gf 2 da zoo one time the zoo keeper thanked her for bringin me back :( Great white sharks fascinate and scare me. god! it would be great to hav 1 as a girlfriend wouldnt it yanno walk hand in fin down the high street haha no probs gettin 2 the bar in the night club or findin space on the dance floor haha but i'll pass on the blow job PMSFL. knowin my luck shed probably wanna use it as a tooth pick after a hearty meal pfffft!! OMFG!!
The Meaning Of Life...

enjoy it as much as you can. dont waste it by fixating on material things or being too conscious of your image. Be nice, be genuine, be compassionate and above all be urself coz your a long time dead! x
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allana_s wrote...  
Hi
Sorry I haven't spoken to you ina while, I've had a crazy few weeks.
Hope you are ok
xx
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allana_s wrote...  
Is Andrew your son by the way? x
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allana_s wrote...  
Thank you for all the cheeky comments!
And we were a happy couple once, just good friends now though lol xx
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allana_s wrote...  
Haha sorry to break your heart but I was just borrowing that scarf off somebody because I was cold! xx
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donnamadhead wrote...  
GAWJUS HUNI XX
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untamedcutie wrote...  
a seriously fit profile, very nice indeed
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my dogs
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andrew
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Favorite Things

Food
italian / chinese

Music
anything

TV Show
csi an cop shows

Author
not a big reader

Movie
open water

Night Club / Bar
go with the flow

Animals
dogs

Person
mum lol

Place
anywhere hot but love greek isles

Possession/Thing
n/a

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