Hey people I'm David I enjoy having people by my side and being with my family. I do St. John Ambulance and love being with my mates. I'm a kind caring person and love to help and make people have a great laugh. If you wanna know anymore about me message me and we'll chat.
condoms....
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line:
TESCO condoms - Every little helps.
NIKE condoms - Just do it.
PEUGEOT condoms - The ride of your life.
KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
EVER READY condoms - Keep going and going and going.
PRINGLES condoms - Once you pop you cant stop.
BURGER KING condoms - Home of the whopper.
ANDREX condoms - Soft, strong and very long.
POLO condoms - The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!
My Mum Says...
If love is meant to happen it will... Just be careful coz life is full of bitches!