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Simon is... are you?
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Name: Simon
Details: 44 years old (Leo), Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: West Sussex, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/simonn
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In my own words

To use the words of Winston Churchill, I'll have another rasher of bacon please*. These words, you To use the words of Winston Churchill, I'll have another rasher of bacon please*. These words, you will notice, are neither famous, or indeed particularly out of the ordinary, but in a way they are like me. For I am not famous (well not at the time of writing anyway), and upon first glances may not appear to be any different to anyone else. What you don't know is that when he uttered these words, he was riding on the back of an elephant whilst playing chess with King George VI of England*. What I'm saying is that you should d*mn well pay attention, otherwise you might get trampled to death by an elephant. And miss out on the chance of playing with me.

*both these facts may or may not be true

On reflection I could have just written something like Never judge a book by it's cover, but then there would have been no mention of elephants.
In A Perfect World...

I will reply to your messages as soon as I can. But then you might think I'm keen, however, I prefer to think of it as organised. But of course, I might not read it very quickly, in which case I won't ;-)

But to get you going, how about you message me if you think I'm interesting/attractive/would make a useful ornamental garden statue [delete as appropriate]. You could mention something like the first thing you noticed about me. Or just say hello if you're very shy
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pinkl1sa wrote...  
hey you seem plesently different from your profile but i could be wrong how about you message me back and let me know xXxXx!
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sexitrollydolly wrote...  
hey love ur pics
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Favorite Things

Food
Italian, or a nice steak

Music
The Beatles or anything with a good tune.

TV Show
Blackadder

Movie
James Bond, Gladiator, Pirates of the Caribbean

Animals
Yes I am. Is that a problem? ;-) Grr

Person
So many to choose from. Want to join the list?

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Place
The Caribbean

Possession/Thing
My guitars

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