 | | Name: | Shel | | | | Details: | 37 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Open Minded | | | Location: | leicestershire, Leicestershire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/shel_c |
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In my own words
the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day.... 10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers. 9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. see if they could finally do the splits. 7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes. 4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. finally find that damned g-spot! |
From Now On...
im not gunna care about anyone or anything but my two beautiful boys...
i dress how i want, act how i want, and be wat i want and no one can change me... |
| Comments | 9 of 9 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | bacarditom wrote... | | | I hope thats not the 10 things you do with yours as you certainly managed to rattle them all off!!!
like the old car! what have you got now???? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | playa2pimp wrote... | | | | you're profile made me laugh, it's probably true too, but im sure they don't need a pussy to rush out and get a cucumber, men have holes too :-P | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | kennyday wrote... | | | | You alright, you spoke to my faker once so just lettin ya know incase there on ur msn or summit lol this is there link www.faceparty.com/ant567 :D x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | hendrex wrote... | | | | hiya missy just thought id + . . * + . + * . * + * . + *SPRINKLE.* + . + . . * + . + * . * + . + , *YOUR. + * PAGE+ * + . . * + . + * . * + .* . * * + . * WITH.* . + . SOME. * + * * . + * . . * + * * + . *+ * + ..LOVE.. * + . + + . . * + . + * . * + :) chat soon missy :D xx | | | | | send message |
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