 | | Name: | Mark | | | | Details: | 45 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Blackpool/Liverpool, Lancashire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sexuallydriven |
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In my own words
Womens English. 1. Yes = No. 2. No = Yes. 3. Maybe = No. 4. We need = I want. 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry. 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not. 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
TOP TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD DO IF HE WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video |
This Week's Plan...
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| Comments | 10 of 10 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | stonedagen wrote... | | | ah well you know variety is the spice of life after all ..the good bad and the ugly ..rude people show their ignorance and lack of intelligence so i just let em get on with it ;o)
PS...you can bring the rope lol | | | | | send message |
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