| Name: | DAN | | | Details: | 41 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight | | Location: | COVENTRY, West Midlands, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/se7en7 |
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In my own words
For an estimated twenty thousand years, sock monkeys and humans have existed in a symbiotic relationship with one another. This relationship began with the monkey's favorite food, lint, which was produced in vast quantities in the prehistoric dryers of humans. Lured by the lint, hungry sock monkeys began to wander into laundry rooms. Humans did not like lint, so they encouraged the monkeys to stay. Slowly over thousands of years they adapted to living in our homes. The monkeys have lost their ability to hunt and can no longer live in the wild. Their ferocious lint grabbing claws have now atrophied into plush little stumps. In fact, today's sock monkeys rarely even move. |
The Meaning Of Life...
''THE MONKEY WILL TELL YOU'' |
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