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Name:	Simon

Details:	45 years old (Scorpio), Male, Straight

Location:	Notts, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/saucymincemeat

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In my own words

Firstly, I'm Hetro, can all gays not waste your time because your wasting mine.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.
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If you take a shower in the morning be sure to bring it back,
someone else might need it!!
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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LIV-ERP-Double O L-LIVERPOOL FC

I have seen men crumble in the face of adversity, but never by the banks of the Mersey. All round the Fields of Anfield Road Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play) Stevie Heighway on the wing We had dreams and songs to sing Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road