|Name:|| sarah |
|Details:|| 34 years old (Scorpio), Female, Straight |
|Location:|| Norwich,, Norfolk, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
I love meeting new people and I'm always up for a laugh! Everyone seems to put music here so...i like most stuff... less than jake,finch,InMe,ffaf!
Just a few things about me...
1. i have skills in the way of teaching penguins to line dance
2. I used to play sports. Then I realized I can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
3. I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
4.People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
5. It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
6.Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles
And finally...No I do not wish to watch you masturbate on web-cam!!!!
|In A Perfect World...|
chickens and hedgehogs could cross the road without being questioned for their motives. Chav's wouldn't exist or at least stop pro-creating. I could continue but i very much doubt you have read this far down!
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|lil_shank wrote...|| |
ill be online about 8ish tomorrow, and prob most nights this week. hopefully catch ya then. if not, ill send ya a text.
|lincoln_punk wrote...|| |
|Less than Jake! Yes! Your awesome I'm in norwich all the time from Yarmouth originally|
|marty137 wrote...|| |
|hey hun how are you? luving the profile and if you dont mind me saying you are realy beautifull but sure you get told that all the time, would luv to get to know you better.xx|
|walter_kovachs wrote...|| |
|I'm a pussy cat, albeit a 6ft tall pussy cat with a shit haircut.|
Also, I'm gonna make a fucking pizza.
no time for tv
what dreams may come
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