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Name: Ruben (it's not really)
Details: 48 years old (Leo), Male, Straight
Location: He's behind you !! (St.Helens), Merseyside, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/ruben_goldstien
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In my own words

Hola!

Skateboarder Neil, 37, can often be found poking feather dusters through neighbour's letterboxes whilst proclaiming here they come!!.

Born under a glass table near Gaydon, Neil has developed his fantastic sonar skill by playing hide and seek with local bats. An established member of his local round table, Neil often frequents disused theme parks, and at the weekend likes to throw pictures of failed jockeys into wishing wells.

A blimp pilot by trade, Neil aspires to (convincingly) beat Carol Vorderman at 'laser quest' and dreams of one day being a hair double for Noel Edmonds.

Neil is currently looking to meet a person who can help him find the UK's most ridiculous chimp.

Help?
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If you are still reading(?!).... I own my own IT (recruitment) business, house, car, teeth, hair. I'm probably too old to meet my future ex wife on the floor of a 'discothèque', too young to meet her via Saga. So I'm here. Kind of.
This Week's Plan...

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Favorite Things

Food
Iced Sea Bird & Cactus Fat

Music
Morse Code _ .... __...._

TV Show
ITV2's 'Office Monkey' (as I was on it)

Author
Helen Keller

Night Club / Bar
The Blue Oyster

Animals
Starfish

Person
Casper the Friendly Ghost

Website
Click here to view

Place
Uranus

Possession/Thing
My 'Dog Apparition' (a dog-shaped burn in a box)

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